02 9 / 2014

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(via mydrunkkitchen)

01 9 / 2014

(Source: slayers, via watcherspet)

01 9 / 2014

godotal:

omgbuglen:

"Excuse sir..what the fuck do you think you are doing?"

The snake just hired him to take nice birthday pictures of its kids.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

"Excuse sir..what the fuck do you think you are doing?"

The snake just hired him to take nice birthday pictures of its kids.

01 9 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

(Source: moonwhing, via doctorwho)

31 8 / 2014

pleatedjeans:

overly affectionate cat [video]

pleatedjeans:

overly affectionate cat [video]

31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

kateordie:

The best of Anya Jenkins in season four

I’ve totally used that first line as a pick-up line and it has, in fact, worked

(Source: maliatale)

31 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

thefrogman:

Sea Lion pup by Ray Kent [website | flickr]

thefrogman:

Sea Lion pup by Ray Kent [website | flickr]

(Source: godotal)